- 10 Funny Quotes About Money -

1. Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay.

- Charles Dickens

2. A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

- Mae West

3. When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience.

- Harvey MacKay

4. I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no money.

- George Weiss Rainbow

5. If I owe you a pound, I have a problem; but if I owe you a million, the problem is yours.

- John Maynard Keynes

6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

- Earl Wilson

7. Money often costs too much.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

8. Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted, and the trouble is I don't know which half.

- William Hesketh Lever

9. Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

- Will Rogers

10. The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.

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